Fun with Homonyms

When you sleep, sometimes you have nightmares. But the men who served in King Arthur’s Court, when they rode valiantly into battle, they sat atop knight mares.

Even a college headmaster needs to stop for lunch, and so one a day you might every well spot him eatin’ at Eton.

Mo rakes the leaves while Jake mows the lawn.

If you’re particularly depressed one day and go out drinking, you might tope in a taupe-colored building.

And instead of having a gym membership, please enjoy this Jim membership, which is something extremely sexual in nature I would prefer not to describe in detail.

[Editor’s note: It’s Sunday. What, you expected something better?]



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