An Ode to a Long Piece of String I Found on the Floor Yesterday

Oh, long piece of string, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

1) You have a certain stringy quality to you.

2) You were very helpful in tying up the innocent person whose house I ransacked for cash and foodstuffs.

Oh, string, I love thee.

 

Editor’s note to all law enforcement authorities: this is not based on true events.

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