Valentine’s Day Poems for Single People

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Pizza is yummy,

I’m watching Spider-Man 2.

 

My love is like a sweet, sweet rose.

I can grasp it in my left hand and stroke it lovingly.

 

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

House of Cards, Orange Is the New Black, Arrested Development

Pretty much every popular TV show of the last five years, a couple of decent movies amongst the crap ones…

For the ends of Being and ideal Grace,

Netflix, I love thee.

 

Today we are obliged to be romantic

And think of yet another valentine.

We know the rules and we are both pedantic.

Oh, unreasonably big-chested NPC, won’t you be mine?

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