Valentine’s Day Poems for Single People
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Pizza is yummy,
I’m watching Spider-Man 2.
My love is like a sweet, sweet rose.
I can grasp it in my left hand and stroke it lovingly.
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
House of Cards, Orange Is the New Black, Arrested Development…
Pretty much every popular TV show of the last five years, a couple of decent movies amongst the crap ones…
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace,
Netflix, I love thee.
Today we are obliged to be romantic
And think of yet another valentine.
We know the rules and we are both pedantic.
Oh, unreasonably big-chested NPC, won’t you be mine?