The All-Seeing Eye

The All-Seeing Eye sees all.

That’s kind of the point of the All-Seeing Eye.

But it has friends in mystical places.

That help it rule o’er you and I.


Behold, the scent of the All-Smelling Nose.

It can whiff and detect a lie.

But if it goes runny or turns bright red,

it’s useless as six-day-old rye.


The All-Slapping Hands can dole out justice served,

And force all of us to comply.

But they’re often preoccupied, stroking the shaft

Of the All-Pleasured Beast with One Eye.


The All-Tapping Feet would near drive us to madness

Its soundwaves spread far wide and high.

If only we had a gigantic thumbtack,

We could give the Feet tetanus and watch the Eye cry.


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