feMenism and Other Made-Up Phrases: Enriching the English Language

In my continuing quest to enrich the English language, I have invented a few new words and phrases that I believe are necessary and proper for the world we live in:

feMenism– A social movement that consists of men, who consider themselves to be feminists, voicing outrage on behalf of women, whether or not women are particularly outraged.

Bro-yo– A yo-yo that doubles as a container for your weed

“Live long and prostate”– catchphrase from the best Leonard Nimoy PSA EVER

paparazzing– messing with a friend or family member by taking a photo of them when they least expect it

miniphone– the opposite of a megaphone, used primarily in libraries

You’re welcome, English language.

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