The Catican: A Poem

I was doing a Google search for the Vatican yesterday and accidentally typed in ‘Catican’ instead. And that got me thinking: what if there really was such a thing as a ‘Catican,’ a Vatican for cats? So I decided to write a stupid poem.

The Catican

Imagine a world where the pope is a cat

The bishops are cats

And the cardinals are also cats.

Would the world be a better place?

Well…

No one would prosthelytize.

No one would tell you

How to life your live.

No one would tell you

You’re meant to serve Him.

Why?

Because cats don’t give a shit.

They’re too busy doing their own thing.

So if the cardinals were cats

Or the bishops were cats

Or if the pope was a cat

Would the world be a better place?

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